Wednesday, March 21, 2007

The Way Children See Things


NUDITY

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a

Woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark

naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the

back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!

OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a Note from

his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not

necessarily those of his parents."

MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker

room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing

towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then

asked, !!! "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly

shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. The

various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and

wheelchairs, unfailingly intrigued her. One day I found her staring at a

pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the

inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth

fairy will never believe this!"

SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting

my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they

won't let me talk!"

BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered

through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked

up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been

pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy called

out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's

voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

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