Thursday, September 29, 2005
INTERCAST Brand new site launch!
Hey ppl its a very proud day for me...InterCast just got ever more beautiful..chek it out www.intercast.ws
The Srilankan mother-in- law
A young Srilankan man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
The Srilankan mother replies, "I don't like her."
The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."
She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"
The Srilankan mother replies, "I don't like her."
Saturday, September 24, 2005
Today Chathuranga Died!
well i still havent figured out da new me... well only thing im sure of is dat its not gonna be any part of what i used to have....well it just hurts too much to be me...
Friday, September 16, 2005
Don't interrupt
Little Bobby watched his daddy's car pass by the school Playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Sue in a passionate embrace.
Little Bobby found this so exciting that he could not contain himself. He ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Sue, I went back to look and saw him giving Aunt Sue a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Sue helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Sue . . . ."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Bobby, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for dinner time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it." At the dinner table, Mommy ask Bobby to tell his story.Bobby started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Sue. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Sue a big kiss then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Sue helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Sue and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Joe use to do when Daddy was in the Army.
sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
Little Bobby found this so exciting that he could not contain himself. He ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Sue, I went back to look and saw him giving Aunt Sue a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Sue helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Sue . . . ."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Bobby, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for dinner time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it." At the dinner table, Mommy ask Bobby to tell his story.Bobby started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Sue. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Sue a big kiss then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Sue helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Sue and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Joe use to do when Daddy was in the Army.
sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
The Donkey
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to
retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
Type Of Girls
HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forgets about you, the moment u turn her off
WINDOWS GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forgets about you, the moment u turn her off
WINDOWS GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...
Monday, September 05, 2005
Photo Gallery
Hey people now u guys can see my photos online .. go to this link and chek them out...
http://www.intercast.ws/gallery/
http://www.intercast.ws/gallery/
DID U KNOW???
In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king (unless they were in the Royal Family ). When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the king, and the king gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex.
The placard had F.! U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it
Hence that's where the word F*ck came from.
Now, aren't you glad you learned something new today??
The placard had F.! U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it
Hence that's where the word F*ck came from.
Now, aren't you glad you learned something new today??
Friday, September 02, 2005
Thoughts by Harmini
:: .right now, the world seems to be made out of pink fluffy cotton candy clouds, with sunshiny rainbows and golden honey rays and fuzzy kitties leaping here and about all surrounded with the warmth. stars can be plucked out of the sky without your fingers being burnt by reality and *woozy*. :: :: those who say the sunshine is amazing , have obviously never danced in the rain ::
Thursday, September 01, 2005
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