Monday, December 12, 2005

Pak Army sells quake victims' tents

Pak Army sells quake victims' tents

This is a post after a long time... I decided to break the silence with this news on how Pakistan and its army which can't support its own people, is supporting Jehadi's to give problems to India.

Really funny these Paki's. And Real B#$%#*&S.

Visit my blog Ceylon Mappillai for regular updates about these Pakisthani jokers...

Monday, November 28, 2005

Interesting

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in
the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the
air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse
has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

Google

Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Need CSS Help!

Can someone tell me how to make a background image STRETCH 100% width and height without repeating itself? man ive tried everything!!

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Open Path IT

Open Path IT is a small web software development company in Sri Lanka.
This blog / web site will show you who they are and what they do. They also plan to publish related technical tips and articles to help the average computer user.

go to www.openpathit.com

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Web Application Support Engineer Needed

Dear All,

There is an Immediate vacancy for a person with an Excellent knowledge of English,
Oral and Written

Web Application Support Engineer.

1. Good Knowledge of SQL Server 2000
Database handling, SQL Queries, SQL Scripts.

2. Thorough knowledge of Windows 2000 Server, 2003 Server handling and
its functions.

3. Good knowledge of IIS 6.0, SMTP Server etc..

Salary over 10K based on experience and qualifications.


please forward your CV's to nilantha@edmsystems.biz

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Looking for a person with Informix experience

hi

There is a short term project for a person with Informix experience. If
you or anyone you know are interested please contact me (chathuranga@intercast.ws) and I'll refer
you to the relevant party.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Quote by Prabuddha

There are 3 kinds of people in this world, dicks, pussies and assholes.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.

The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that.

But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes.

I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!

Saturday, October 08, 2005

Quote by Bruce Lee

life's battles dont always go to the stronger or faster man But sooner or later the man who wins is the man who thinks he can.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

INTERCAST Brand new site launch!

Hey ppl its a very proud day for me...InterCast just got ever more beautiful..chek it out www.intercast.ws

Need a web developer for mac

send cv to nawoda@hotmail.com

The Srilankan mother-in- law

A young Srilankan man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

The Srilankan mother replies, "I don't like her."

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Today Chathuranga Died!

well i still havent figured out da new me... well only thing im sure of is dat its not gonna be any part of what i used to have....well it just hurts too much to be me...

Friday, September 16, 2005

Don't interrupt

Little Bobby watched his daddy's car pass by the school Playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Sue in a passionate embrace.

Little Bobby found this so exciting that he could not contain himself. He ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Sue, I went back to look and saw him giving Aunt Sue a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Sue helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Sue . . . ."

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Bobby, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for dinner time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it." At the dinner table, Mommy ask Bobby to tell his story.Bobby started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Sue. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Sue a big kiss then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Sue helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Sue and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Joe use to do when Daddy was in the Army.

sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
Now dats classy parking...

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The Donkey

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to
retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Type Of Girls

HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS:
she forgets about you, the moment u turn her off

WINDOWS GIRLS:
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She makes horrible things look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.

VIRUS GIRLS:

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...

I'm looking for a second hand notebook.

Pls let me knw if anybody can help me out...thanx

Monday, September 05, 2005

Photo Gallery

Hey people now u guys can see my photos online .. go to this link and chek them out...

http://www.intercast.ws/gallery/
Nicola and Me

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DID U KNOW???

In ancient England people could not have sex unless they had consent of the king (unless they were in the Royal Family ). When people wanted to have a baby, they had to get the consent of the king, and the king gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex.

The placard had F.! U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it
Hence that's where the word F*ck came from.

Now, aren't you glad you learned something new today??

Friday, September 02, 2005

Thoughts by Harmini

:: .right now, the world seems to be made out of pink fluffy cotton candy clouds, with sunshiny rainbows and golden honey rays and fuzzy kitties leaping here and about all surrounded with the warmth. stars can be plucked out of the sky without your fingers being burnt by reality and *woozy*. :: :: those who say the sunshine is amazing , have obviously never danced in the rain ::

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

2005 Motor Show

Here are some pictures i have taken.....go to the following link

http://www.intercast.ws/photos/2005motorshow

Friday, August 26, 2005

Quote by Shivantha

In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Good site chek it out

http://www.toptenreviews.com/

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Quote by Shivantha

"The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything."

Friday, August 12, 2005

UNSOLVED playing in INDIA !

Hey ppl we are going international..Killer B will be on his way to india today...he will be back on the 15th..and after that we might do a guest appearance for Onstage 2005.. but not confirmed yet...so wach out...oh another thing listen to TNL radio on sundays for SL top ten we have given a new track...HIPHOP RULES!!!

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

My Life is Fucked!

I dont know man... how you do the same fucking mistake again and again.. and still think next time its not gonna happen coz you promise your self thats its not worth it and stilll you go ahead and do it! god damn it i feel so sick of myself where i dont have control of my bad side..im full of shit...and this time i dont think im gonna come out of it..i figured that i will never change coz i am that person...well i never wanted to be that person ...but i am...so excepted it...its beter that being dissapointed everytime i fuck things up...

Friday, August 05, 2005

UNSOLVED is OnAir in INDIA!

Guess what guys the track O-Zone by Killer B is playn on Radio stations in INDIA...ppl are requestin it left to right...cool shit ...Killer im proud of you man...and Killer is on shootin these days for the video for O-Zone and two other tracks he is gonna release...

Friday, July 29, 2005

Ever wondered how a HR Manager could write a love letter to his girl?

To, Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M


Sub: Offer of love!


Dearest Ms Juliet,


I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.


Wish you all the best!


Thanking you in anticipation,





Yours sincerely,


Romeo


HR Manager

The Big Date

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Email Joke

A man checked-in to a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read

To : My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached Date:15 Feb 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then ! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

How to start your day with a positive attitude?

1. Create a "New Folder" on your computer
2. Name it "Boss"
3. Send it to trash
4. Empty the trash
5. Your computer will ask you "Do you really want to get rid of "Boss"?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly

AND YOU FEEL BETTER ALL DAY...YES YES !

Limewire

If you want to get the Limewire pro eddition all you have to do is download and install the free version and serach under programs for limewire pro..its that easy

The Shortest Essay

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: 1. Religion 2. Royalty 3. Sex 4. Mystery

The prize-winning essay read:

"Oh! My God !!!," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it!"

Thought 001

Don't marry the person you want to live with,marry the one you
cannot live without...but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

A good discussion

A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain
interest and long enough to cover the subject.

Friday, July 22, 2005

What is a girl friend?

Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends..

Marriage Joke

Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".

Teacher Joke

Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

Quote 010

Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely.

UNSOLVED Music Videos!

Hey ppl we've done it the first video is done..its for the track HipHop..and the second video is on going..only the editing is left...that's for the track Eleanor...man we had a time doing this video for my car..it was so awsom...

Bill Gates still doesn't know why it happens...

it was discovered by a Brazilian,
just test it....

Open Microsoft Word and type:

=rand (200,99)

and then hit ENTER !!

About Gifts & And the thought which went behind their choosing

I have read about a lot on the art of gifting the perfect gift. But I still dont really understand if Gifting really makes an impression on a person. In this materialistic age, I think people want gifts and do not really make a great impression about you when you gift them something.

Also I am not sure if people even think about the thoughtfulness which was behind the gift being chosen for them...

Just think, how many recently married couple, really sat together and opened all the gifts and read all the cards on them???

I could always be wrong, and I am learning... So pls send in comments.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Question001

Whats the best gift u can give ur girl friend? im so tryin to figure it out...

BirthDay

I Had the most wonderful 9 hours of my life with an angel on my birthday.. its worth to stay for 24 years just for that 9 hours...coz those few hours made sence than the lonley years i have spent.. man what was i doing all this time.. where the hell was i looking?

Thursday, July 14, 2005

UNSOLVED Tracks not available anymore

sorry guys the time period has ended for you guys to download my songs..well u still wanna get them BUY my album!

Man u got to check this out!!

check this link
http://www.worth1000.com/potd.asp

The cow that carries the world!

Hmmm....

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Download UNSOLVED Tracks!

Hey ppl got some tracks from our album Paranormal.. let me knw what u think...and for everyone who has no idea what im talkin abt...UNSOLVED is my band we play mostly HipHop-Jungle...stuff like dat... if you wanna view concert pics go to www.unsolved.biz just click on the track title to download the song...enjoy!

Joke From Anushka

 A priest wanted to raise money for his church and on
being told that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to
purchase one and enter it in the races.

However at the local auction, the going price for
horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey
(also called an ass) instead. He figured
that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and
enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third.


The next day the local paper carried
this headline:

PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read:

PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in
another race.
The paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered
the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to
give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The paper headline the next day read:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that
she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a
farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
This was too much for the Bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains
where it could run wild and free.
Next day, the headline in the paper read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.

Interesting.... Bug In Microsoft windows

Hi everybody,
Are you able to create a folder named

Aux

Con

Nul

You would not be able to create a folder with the names mentioned above..
How is it ???????
I don't know.....

by:- Nilantha

2 New Members

Welcome guys nice to have u ppl sendin in u alls thoughts...

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Eleanor is Back!

well..my waitin days are over..she's back with me again.....installled a new head and the ring set..baby is really smooth now..she pulls faster too...but im not suppose to do any racing for abt a month till its warmed up...my plan is to fix a cone air filter which will +15BHP according to piyumie's bf...and im gonna modify the exhaust system so i will get more sound and pull...aww..oh and there is a new modification..its gonna be a Surprise everyone to see...

Friday, July 01, 2005

Quote 009

"Only as high as I reach can I grow, only as far as I seek can I go, only as deep as I look can I see, only as much as I dream can I be."
Jackelin

Quote 008

"Don't cry in Love" Because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears And the person who deserves it will never let u cry"
Jas

Quote 007

"guyz r like toilets...Da gudones r taken n da rest r fulla shit"
Keerthy

Thursday, June 30, 2005

6 Months to go!

My Life is gonna change in another six months.... well that's all I can reveal for now....

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

My Little Niece


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Friday, June 24, 2005

Quote 006

"lifes a bitch n then u die.. :D The only guarantee in life is....... death Heaven is.... a lipgloss that lasts!"
Ameesha

Quote 005

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away"
Naomi

Quote 004

"Its better to regret something u hv done instead of something u havent done!"
Wyomi

Quote 003

"If you love someone let her go, if she doesn't come back, hunt her down and shoot her"
Shivantha.

Quote 002

"The more people I meet the more I love my Dog"
Chathuranga

Quote 001

"The Enemy of My Enemy is My Friend"
Ruvin.
Yup... couldnt belive that i was actually standing next to it...

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At the 2005 Motor Show with the guys at ADS where Im doing my degree in Multimedia

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Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Skyline Logo

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I think we connected...

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Yup..went to see her for the second time...that was the last day..

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In your face!

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Damn...

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More ass....

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Look at that fine ass!!!

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Thursday, June 16, 2005

Another New Look

ok ok this time ill keep this design for some tme

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

A good site for free menus and stuff for your site

www.dynamicdrive.com
I found this site in 2000 while i was working for this software company as a trainee graphic designer... while having a hard time finding a menu to plug into their website i was developing.... it was very helpfull.. nice to see the site is still there and now they have really cools stuff and they have redesigned it...and belive me it looks really good now... at that time the site had all good info to grab but the design was crap...

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

That was My Expression when i saw the mustang for the first time...right in front of my eyes...it still felt like a dream...then it all went away when i touched her for the first time....felt the musted painted muscle body on my skin..i could herer her heart beat calling me asking me to rav her over and over again.!!!... i think i better stop...

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2005 Motor Show 1969 Mustang 5.4L V8

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My Baby is not well!!!

Its been one week since eleanor has been in the garage and its killing me to see them tearing her apart... i need to put a new head for the engine...fixing alligment...fuse....and planning of installing a cone air filter hopefully increase about 15bhp ... and modify the down pipe for more roar!
Actually there was a two story Villa standing right behind me before the Tsunami...now there is nothin left but the foundation...

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This pic was taken at drag racing down greenpath..thats my pal Sayuri

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I was really lucky to stand next to a HumV.. but sadely it had come to Sri Lanka for Tsunami releaf.. feels good to stand next to that monster ...but with a heavy heart...

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This was taken befre leaving for my cusin sister's wedding

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Monday, June 13, 2005

Change of Design

Well I had enough of that old blue.. i know im a big "blue" fan but .. time to try new stuff.. who knows maybe i might like "red"!... hmm..somethin is wrong here man i think im loosin it....

Friday, June 10, 2005

Fuck Women!

Do i have to explain?