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Chathuranga Perera
Web Administrator
www.odel.lk
this is a mail i got from my cus sis....
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM : MANAGEMENT
SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENCITY TRAINING (SHIT). We are trying to give
employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your Manager. You will immediately be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.
list and our Managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the
S.H.I.T.
you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) since our Managers took S.H.I.T.
before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore and are full of
S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in job training others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs abd can apply
for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
If you have any further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TRAINING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank you
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
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Chathuranga Perera
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www.odel.lk
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