ever seen. When im rich enough im so gonna get one!
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Chathuranga Perera
Web Administrator
www.odel.lk
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Chathuranga Perera
Web Administrator
www.odel.lk
this is a mail i got from my cus sis....
TO : ALL EMPLOYEES
FROM : MANAGEMENT
SUBJECT : SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from
employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through
our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENCITY TRAINING (SHIT). We are trying to give
employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your Manager. You will immediately be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T.
list and our Managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the
S.H.I.T.
you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL
EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) since our Managers took S.H.I.T.
before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore and are full of
S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T. you may be interested in job training others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs abd can apply
for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P.S.H.I.T.).
If you have any further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TRAINING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank you
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(B.I.G.S.H.I.T)
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Chathuranga Perera
Web Administrator
www.odel.lk
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Have you ever watched kids
On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain
Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Do you run through each day
On the fly?
When you ask How are you?
Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done
Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores
Running through your head?
You'd better slow down
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
Ever told your child,
We'll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste,
Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch,
Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time
To call and say,"Hi"
You'd better slow down.
Don't dance so fast.
Time is short.
The music won't last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day,
It is like an unopened gift....
Thrown away.
Life is not a race.
Do take it slower
Hear the music
Before the song is over.