Joke From Anushka

 A priest wanted to raise money for his church and on
being told that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to
purchase one and enter it in  the races.

However at the local auction, the going price for
horses was so high  that he ended up buying a donkey
(also called an  ass) instead. He figured
that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and
enter it in the races. To  his surprise, the donkey came in third.


The next day the local paper carried
this headline:

                             PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
  The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the  race  again, and this time it won. The paper read:

                         PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
  The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered  the priest not to enter the donkey in
another race.
The paper headline  read:

                       BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS
   This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered
the priest to get rid  of the donkey. The priest decided to
give it to a  nun in a nearby convent.

          The paper headline the next day  read:

                         NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
    The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that
she would have to get   rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a
farmer for  $10.00. Next day  the headline read:

                          NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
        This was too much for the Bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy  back the donkey, lead it to the plains
where it  could run wild and  free.
                 Next day, the headline in the paper  read:

               NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
                     The Bishop was buried the next day.