To, Juliet Grade 7.0 S.M
Sub: Offer of love!
Dearest Ms Juliet,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Saturday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of Oct. at 1500hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Wish you all the best!
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Romeo
HR Manager
Friday, July 29, 2005
The Big Date
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
Tuesday, July 26, 2005
Email Joke
A man checked-in to a hotel. There was a computer in his room, So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally Typed wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read
To : My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached Date:15 Feb 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then ! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
To : My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached Date:15 Feb 2005
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then ! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
How to start your day with a positive attitude?
1. Create a "New Folder" on your computer
2. Name it "Boss"
3. Send it to trash
4. Empty the trash
5. Your computer will ask you "Do you really want to get rid of "Boss"?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly
AND YOU FEEL BETTER ALL DAY...YES YES !
2. Name it "Boss"
3. Send it to trash
4. Empty the trash
5. Your computer will ask you "Do you really want to get rid of "Boss"?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly
AND YOU FEEL BETTER ALL DAY...YES YES !
Limewire
If you want to get the Limewire pro eddition all you have to do is download and install the free version and serach under programs for limewire pro..its that easy
The Shortest Essay
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: 1. Religion 2. Royalty 3. Sex 4. Mystery
The prize-winning essay read:
"Oh! My God !!!," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it!"
The prize-winning essay read:
"Oh! My God !!!," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it!"
Thought 001
Don't marry the person you want to live with,marry the one you
cannot live without...but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
cannot live without...but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
A good discussion
A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain
interest and long enough to cover the subject.
interest and long enough to cover the subject.
Friday, July 22, 2005
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends..
Marriage Joke
Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself".
Teacher Joke
Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c.Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.
UNSOLVED Music Videos!
Hey ppl we've done it the first video is done..its for the track HipHop..and the second video is on going..only the editing is left...that's for the track Eleanor...man we had a time doing this video for my car..it was so awsom...
Bill Gates still doesn't know why it happens...
it was discovered by a Brazilian,
just test it....
Open Microsoft Word and type:
=rand (200,99)
and then hit ENTER !!
just test it....
Open Microsoft Word and type:
=rand (200,99)
and then hit ENTER !!
About Gifts & And the thought which went behind their choosing
I have read about a lot on the art of gifting the perfect gift. But I still dont really understand if Gifting really makes an impression on a person. In this materialistic age, I think people want gifts and do not really make a great impression about you when you gift them something.
Also I am not sure if people even think about the thoughtfulness which was behind the gift being chosen for them...
Just think, how many recently married couple, really sat together and opened all the gifts and read all the cards on them???
I could always be wrong, and I am learning... So pls send in comments.
Also I am not sure if people even think about the thoughtfulness which was behind the gift being chosen for them...
Just think, how many recently married couple, really sat together and opened all the gifts and read all the cards on them???
I could always be wrong, and I am learning... So pls send in comments.
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
BirthDay
I Had the most wonderful 9 hours of my life with an angel on my birthday.. its worth to stay for 24 years just for that 9 hours...coz those few hours made sence than the lonley years i have spent.. man what was i doing all this time.. where the hell was i looking?
Thursday, July 14, 2005
UNSOLVED Tracks not available anymore
sorry guys the time period has ended for you guys to download my songs..well u still wanna get them BUY my album!
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Download UNSOLVED Tracks!
Hey ppl got some tracks from our album Paranormal.. let me knw what u think...and for everyone who has no idea what im talkin abt...UNSOLVED is my band we play mostly HipHop-Jungle...stuff like dat... if you wanna view concert pics go to www.unsolved.biz just click on the track title to download the song...enjoy!
Joke From Anushka
A priest wanted to raise money for his church and on
being told that
there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to
purchase one and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for
horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey
(also called an ass) instead. He figured
that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and
enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried
this headline:
PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read:
PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the priest not to enter the donkey in
another race.
The paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered
the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to
give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The paper headline the next day read:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that
she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a
farmer for $10.00. Next day the headline read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
This was too much for the Bishop, so he
ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains
where it could run wild and free.
Next day, the headline in the paper read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.
Interesting.... Bug In Microsoft windows
Hi everybody,
Are you able to create a folder named
Aux
Con
Nul
You would not be able to create a folder with the names mentioned above..
How is it ???????
I don't know.....
by:- Nilantha
Tuesday, July 05, 2005
Eleanor is Back!
well..my waitin days are over..she's back with me again.....installled a new head and the ring set..baby is really smooth now..she pulls faster too...but im not suppose to do any racing for abt a month till its warmed up...my plan is to fix a cone air filter which will +15BHP according to piyumie's bf...and im gonna modify the exhaust system so i will get more sound and pull...aww..oh and there is a new modification..its gonna be a Surprise everyone to see...
Friday, July 01, 2005
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