Tuesday, March 13, 2007
NOW that's called Simplicity of Men!
HER DIARY
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Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u,too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.;
he seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.... ......... .....
HIS DIARY
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Today SRI LANKA lost the cricket match against INDIA .
DAMN IT.
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Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but he kept quiet and absent.
I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset.
He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.
On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u,too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.;
he seemed distant and absent.Finally I decided to go to bed.
About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.... ......... .....
HIS DIARY
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Today SRI LANKA lost the cricket match against INDIA .
DAMN IT.
Monday, March 12, 2007
WADAN Succsess!!!! (see prev post)
hey guys thank you for contributing i had great fun... im starting a mailer on this and make it even bigger!!
Tuesday, March 06, 2007
WADAN
Hey ppl this is my latest project..i dont need to explain...all my fellow sri lankans should understand the flow to this.... all you need to do is add more "liners" to keep building a master vocabulary ....comment your liners and ill add em up...here we go ppl.............
- Avilena ginnata piduru menna
- ela kiri saha goma mati mishritha jalaya
- janthu, minthu saha ali patiya
- puka denawada? wedi kanawada?
- puka na podi sadu
- ane huke nannane, ballo hukai handa paane
- ale pawena joka kageda?
- pissu hadena sanda..
- illang tinkiri
- sign da pee sucka bona
- dukka thamai ranjanie, lamai tikka lokukeragannakang...
- wanda punchi-ammage putha
- nai kaida rose pan??
- malwane salgadu galthara althare
- sarabaras saras sus sus
- satha paaka sasthra paaka
- pissuda?? hati da??
- manussa kamata sarama issuwama; P***** arinna aawa wage...
- sasara seri sarana thuru mage bate umbe kate!
- thamange mattam, tham mattam
- paaki nakhe bel there
- ariyoth ariya , naththam kariya
- kotiya budi. aharuwoth guti
- api paaduwe, myna kuduwe
- gahapu gaman naaga salan
- nai kaida thati paan
- daruwata sene , ammata hene
- hitagena riuwath betta kelin
- saka athi kimbatai akunu wadinne
- saindavee sakabo
- chandi kupaadi wal wadagath
- ala wageda gova
- dakkoth buwa naththan ebuwa
- hitha honda gani samadaa badin
- kana moone, moona kane, kana saakkuwe, saakkuwe hilak
- pissu hadeiii sanda gileii kivvalu
- api nodanna chess...
- wata panna divia
- langing giyoth ahaek nehe!!!
- elada bra gal debara
- pani iwara wunama natta thalei... podiwei.. mirikei... badu nathiwei...
- pani waraka gahata hena gahuwa wageii!!!
- kawda ballo eliyata damme???
- modaya goo hath pole gaagaththa wage
- langa nawwama wana sivpawo
- deke ale punchi malu thama natanawada?
- Amma budhu wewa!
- Ona Pukak Preethi Wesak
- gama galla.. puka lalla..
- apita koinda puuso badapu maalu?
- apith asai muhudu werale avidinna
- apita koheda bool ballo?
- keliya neada tappeta?
- bandapu gaman kaapi yaka
- puka sududa?
- galen gala, uthumma gala...
- gaymen gayma, patta gayma...
- ehemanang ehemai, mehemanang mehemai, ehemai mehemai dekak ba
- renta puke goo na
- rena pukata mona hedada?
- "godak pahai... hari laabai"
- kalakata passe pitiyata basse
- walak kapuwoth gemmbek
- gahakata naggoth eketh debalak
- wadda wediilak.. siwra wele, wela paaluwe, wele gappi, saari gappi
- sansaare bawe dukaa, sambolai bathui kaka
- ali hukai, api thalei
- arapan karame... meka ape payippe!
- hodha apple kanne panuwo
- ketayang adu wunata, leeya baala na
- seeni daala puke arinawa, koobhi kala marrenna!
- aim at da stars... you will at least hit a pol gaha
- durata apple langata papol
- uuranta mona soukyada?
- ane kaale kanae awaate
- awanka puke mail naha
- buriyen palleha naakam naha
- jeewithe barai, wiyadama sarai
- walea wal naaaaa
- hukai hande hawa
- mokada nangi ganda?? gedera nedda linda??
- wale watila hitiya minihata puke ariya wage...
- manmaala punsande... inna behe lnaga pada gandhe!!!
- hodi onna
- kokath wenne pani rahatai
- sellang da kollo?
- enna sudo bant eka dige
- kanna pina thiyanawanam ibba geta enawa malli
- kohoma dunath, pukama thamai
- pukata wedi lunu daala paththu karanawa, paiyyen dum yanna!
- rosa thiruwana, suwanda kottan
- ahas koorak puke gahala paththu karanawa .... paiyath ekka galawila uda yanna
- ithin adin epamanai, hetath sevalamai
Is it a firefox bug?
i tried posting a youtube video using Firefox and it said that i havent set up a blog account to post any... (where i have already setup my blogger account) but when i try it using IE, right after i click on "post video" on youtube, i get the blogger account with only having to enter my own text and with a press of a button, im done! i dnt get it!!!!! wtf am i doing wrong???? this is really annoyin!!
Monday, March 05, 2007
Behind the big names...
Adobe - came from name of the river Adobe Creek that ran behind the house of founder John Warnock.
Apache - It got its name because its founders got started by applying patches to code written for NCSA's httpd daemon. The result was 'A PAtCHy' server -- thus, the name Apache
Apple Computers - favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 o'clock.
CISCO - its not an acronym but the short for San Francisco.
Google - the name started as a jokey boast about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders, Stanford grad students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google'
Hotmail - Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casing.
HP - Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.
Intel - Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce' but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain, so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.
Lotus (Notes) - Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or 'Padmasana'. Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation (by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi).
Microsoft - coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.
Motorola - Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola.
ORACLE - Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency). The code name for the project was called Oracle (acronym for: One Real Asshole Called Larry Ellison)
Red Hat - Company founder Marc Ewing was given the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with red and white stripes) while at college by his grandfather. He lost it and had to search for it desperately. The manual of the beta version of Red Hat Linux had an appeal to readers to return his Red Hat if found by anyone !
SAP - "Systems, Applications, Products in Data Processing", formed by 4 ex-IBM employees who used to work in the 'Systems/Applications/Projects"
Apache - It got its name because its founders got started by applying patches to code written for NCSA's httpd daemon. The result was 'A PAtCHy' server -- thus, the name Apache
Apple Computers - favorite fruit of founder Steve Jobs. He was three months late in filing a name for the business, and he threatened to call his company Apple Computers if the other colleagues didn't suggest a better name by 5 o'clock.
CISCO - its not an acronym but the short for San Francisco.
Google - the name started as a jokey boast about the amount of information the search-engine would be able to search. It was originally named 'Googol', a word for the number represented by 1 followed by 100 zeros. After founders, Stanford grad students Sergey Brin and Larry Page presented their project to an angel investor, they received a cheque made out to 'Google'
Hotmail - Founder Jack Smith got the idea of accessing e-mail via the web from a computer anywhere in the world. When Sabeer Bhatia came up with the business plan for the mail service, he tried all kinds of names ending in 'mail' and finally settled for hotmail as it included the letters "html" - the programming language used to write web pages. It was initially referred to as HoTMaiL with selective upper casing.
HP - Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard tossed a coin to decide whether the company they founded would be called Hewlett-Packard or Packard-Hewlett.
Intel - Bob Noyce and Gordon Moore wanted to name their new company 'Moore Noyce' but that was already trademarked by a hotel chain, so they had to settle for an acronym of INTegrated ELectronics.
Lotus (Notes) - Mitch Kapor got the name for his company from 'The Lotus Position' or 'Padmasana'. Kapor used to be a teacher of Transcendental Meditation (by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi).
Microsoft - coined by Bill Gates to represent the company that was devoted to MICROcomputer SOFTware. Originally christened Micro-Soft, the '-' was removed later on.
Motorola - Founder Paul Galvin came up with this name when his company started manufacturing radios for cars. The popular radio company at the time was called Victrola.
ORACLE - Larry Ellison and Bob Oats were working on a consulting project for the CIA (Central Intelligence Agency). The code name for the project was called Oracle (acronym for: One Real Asshole Called Larry Ellison)
Red Hat - Company founder Marc Ewing was given the Cornell lacrosse team cap (with red and white stripes) while at college by his grandfather. He lost it and had to search for it desperately. The manual of the beta version of Red Hat Linux had an appeal to readers to return his Red Hat if found by anyone !
SAP - "Systems, Applications, Products in Data Processing", formed by 4 ex-IBM employees who used to work in the 'Systems/Applications/Projects"
SUN - founded by 4 Stanford University buddies, SUN is the acronym for Stanford University Network.
Xerox - The inventor, Chestor Carlson, named his product trying to say 'dry' (as it was dry copying, markedly different from the then prevailing wet copying). The Greek root 'xer' means dry.
Yahoo! - the word was invented by Jonathan Swift and used in his book 'Gulliver's Travels'. It represents a person who is repulsive in appearance and action and is barely human. Yahoo! founders Jerry Yang and David Filo selected the name because they considered themselves yahoos
Saturday, March 03, 2007
The Guys' Rules
Finally , the guys' side of the story.
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1. Men are NOT mind readers.
************ 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
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1. Crying is blackmail.
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1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
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1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
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1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
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1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 'S Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
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1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
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1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
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1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
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1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
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1. You have enough clothes.
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1. You have too many shoes.
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1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
We always hear " the rules " From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. These are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
**********
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
************
************
1. Crying is blackmail.
************
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
************
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
************
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
************
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.
************
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
************
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 'S Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
************
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
************
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
************
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
************
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
************
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
************
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
************
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
************
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
************
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really .
************
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.
************
1. You have enough clothes.
************
1. You have too many shoes.
************
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Friday, March 02, 2007
Thursday, March 01, 2007
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
| | 1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? |
| | 2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. |
| | 3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! |
| | 4. Rottweiler: Make me. |
| | 5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. |
| | 6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! |
| | 7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation |
| | 8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. |
| | 9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! |
| | 10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. |
| | 11. Chihuahua : Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." |
| | 12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? |
| | 13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... |
| | 14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. |
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is:
| | "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" |
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Tuesday, February 27, 2007
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Monday, February 26, 2007
a prayer
ill never feel what ur going through and honestly i don't want to coz it hurts too much
still i would shed a tear along with the pain i gathered with the few chat lines exchanged
why am i doing this? coz i know very few ppl did the same to me
and i will remember them every time I'm in my saddest days
they do become ur strength even though u don't want them to
you end up handling things on your own when friends are done preparing you for it
you feel so lonely when the energy fades out
still ur stubborn enough to face it alone
that shows the strength has not worn out completely
so many ways, so many days, we somehow try to deal with shit
you deal with it coz you know there's no solution for the trouble you are in
if u have one...well then you are in luck
if you think you are not that lucky let me tell you that I am, coz of your existence
this may not sound like a prayer but i just asked god a million times to give you strength to hold on and asked strength for me to shower you with all his blessings enough for you to start a new life all over again.
With love
Chathuranga.
(sorry im not really good with putin words together...)
still i would shed a tear along with the pain i gathered with the few chat lines exchanged
why am i doing this? coz i know very few ppl did the same to me
and i will remember them every time I'm in my saddest days
they do become ur strength even though u don't want them to
you end up handling things on your own when friends are done preparing you for it
you feel so lonely when the energy fades out
still ur stubborn enough to face it alone
that shows the strength has not worn out completely
so many ways, so many days, we somehow try to deal with shit
you deal with it coz you know there's no solution for the trouble you are in
if u have one...well then you are in luck
if you think you are not that lucky let me tell you that I am, coz of your existence
this may not sound like a prayer but i just asked god a million times to give you strength to hold on and asked strength for me to shower you with all his blessings enough for you to start a new life all over again.
With love
Chathuranga.
(sorry im not really good with putin words together...)
Thursday, February 22, 2007
My Firefox is fucked!
iv been forced to use ie again coz my firefox is givin me trouble... i donno i cheked for viruses and shit but my firefox scroll bar keeps flickin up and down...i cant read shit on a page with the whole vibration effect goin on..fuck man im so used to tabed browsing life sucks now... well i tried da new ie and its fuckin lookin for genuine windows and guess wat..i couldn't install it!...so im stuck with ie 6 and no tab browsing!....
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
Monday, February 19, 2007
Saturday, February 17, 2007
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