http://eleanor.portal5ive.com/

hey guys got new pics chek em out!!...she looks great now!

Want to live longer? Toss back a few cocktails

Drinking a moderate amount of alcohol — up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women — reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent, researchers have found.

65GB flash drive?

FOR $4,999.99 !!!!!!!!

http://www.aneki.com/people.html

chek this site out...my good frnd chamara gave me this link

My hotmail account~!`

this is wiered ..i chekd my hotmail account after a long time and they have knoked it off temply...well i never used dat shit coz it only had 2mb....today when i reactivated da damn thin it shows 1000mb!!! wtf? when did this happen?

here is a queston for all bloggers?

have you guys bloged the same thin twice and didt knw untill you try a search one day to find one of ur old posts?

music rascall flats video

what hurts the most

lyrics - what hurts the most

http://eleanor.portal5ive.com/

hey guys ma car's ass is done chek da photos out!

How to make a Chathuranga

Ingredients: 3 parts pride 1 part self-sufficiency 5 parts ego

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little wisdom if desired!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Job Vacancy

Customer support Engineer

please send your CVs to krwije@yahoo.com

2 pac and biggie freestylin

i was high when i watched this!

The Four Stages Of Life

I like this quote....

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. "

New and old

I was takin my dads ride to get some stuff for my PC ...this car was there at da car park ..so wat did i do?...... park right next to it and took a pic...i knw this civic is pink!!..but...its done really well...real good shit...interior and da exterior couldnt be better...but one catch...there's a guy's name written at da back!!!...i knw i so thought it belong to a chic...well....who cares da car is really cool

Try chatin with a nut job like this!

chathu99: i love cartoons
gloryana: yeah me 2
gloryana: my brothers call me weird cuz when i get up early enough i still watch saturday mornin carttons
gloryana:
gloryana: cartoons*
gloryana: but i miss the old stuff like swat cats
gloryana: and and and the old xmen cartoons
gloryana: and the bugs bunny shows
gloryana: lol
gloryana: so....
gloryana: busy huh
gloryana: yup
gloryana: uhuh
gloryana: yeah
gloryana: riiight
gloryana: ......
gloryana:
gloryana: .............
gloryana: yada yada yada
gloryana: so yeah i was walkin down the street one day
gloryana: and i saw this dude
gloryana: he was walkin to
gloryana: so yeh here we were walkin and this dog ran up and started barkin
gloryana: we were walkin the dog was barkin
gloryana: and a car dove by
gloryana: drove*
gloryana: it was a chevy silverado
gloryana: 2 ladies in the front
gloryana: a few kids in the back
gloryana: they were playin with a trash bag and it flew out as it passed it by
gloryana: the dog went after it
gloryana: i stopped
gloryana: the guy turned the corner
gloryana: and and.....
gloryana: i went home
gloryana: no then i turned into superwoman picked up the car threw it at the dog and carried the guy off to safety
gloryana: lmao
gloryana: .... imbored
gloryana: talk to me...
gloryana: or not
gloryana: im fine talkin to myself
gloryana: u kno its all cool
gloryana: blah blah blah blah
gloryana: i wonder if i have n accent
gloryana: i think accents r cool
gloryana: dont u think
gloryana: yup yup yup yuppers
gloryana: okay dude im gonna go shoot somethin
gloryana: talk 2 u when u get bakc
gloryana: back*

Man i love this photo...

Mitsubishi Lancer for sale

1992 brand new cb2a / 1500CC / full option / 02 mode electric sunroof / metalic Blue / 14" alloys / Evoiii body kit n spoiler / pioneer Cd player / black n blue interior

Quote by Faith Hill

"Never meet your hero, because he might disappoint you."

http://eleanor.portal5ive.com/

hey guys....i v got more photos of eleanor!!!....i guess since she is near by my place i get to see her ass more....

Im High!

yes im high and yes im at work!!!..hehe.....this is so cool...well i went with my frnd home dats abt 1.6Km away......had a joint and da bugger droped me back to work....i answered abt 10 calls now and cant remember anytin i said!!!....fuck i have work should stop writing about not beign able to do dat shit.....fuck ......wat am i sain...fuck.....

Man talk about creativity!!!

well only problem is rain....

http://eleanor.portal5ive.com/

Hey guys i took some new picks today at the garage..chek em out...

The talk...

my gf and i are gonna have the "talk" ...hmmm...i think this is it..ill get to hear the worste thin or ill end it myself... man this weekend is gonna be bad.... my whole life is about to change.... i feel a change already....i think slow now... i dnt knw why but i do it...... i want to be mature.... but i love the kid in me too muc h.... how will i make this work?.... how am gonna be happy the rest of my life the way i planned?.. this is such a mess......

Vacancy for a Software Developer

Requirements:

· Visual Basic 6 with class modules

· Crystal Reports run time and design time experience

· Sql Server 2000

· Sheridan Date Widgets controls

· Microsoft dot.net will be definite advantages

· N.I.B.M. Diploma

· ACS or BCS Qualified

· Any other similar qualifications

Please forward you C.V. With contact Tel. No. to

Chaminda@kotmale. lk

My life's drama since the last post

Great new look for Kottu!,...I know im a bit late with this news..but..hey great look man!!!...well as you can see im postin after da 30th...iv had lots of drama since my last post...well...went to the funral of the head don at kataragama...three guys in a suzuki zen started off at 8pm on friday after work didnt even change..got there by 1.30 am...finished a bottle on the way.. three of us took turns to drive.....my frnd ran over a dog doin 110Kmh.....oh and guess wat..this toyota prado (white with a UN badge) went pass me like thunder and man it was so embarasin...for a small ass car to be overtaken by a prado...well i was drunk at dat time....wat do i do? yup you guessed it right..i went after da bugger..and u wont believe ..i reached his rear bumper within 10 seconds startin from da 2nd gear....i still remember i was doing 120+Kmh in da process of overtakin da white giant...and i did it...i smoked his ass...!!!!!....wow dat was a great feeling....funny wat a 800cc engine can do....well after few 80Kmh bends we reached kataragama by 1.30am... got pissin drunk till 4.00am..saw a lot of movie stars and MPs hanging around...and i have more info abt the funral dat i cannot discuss since my life will be at risk..so...hmmm...and turned back to colombo....on our way saw a calf smashed in da middle of da road..my frnd nearly ran over da fella again!....i had work on saturday starting at 10.00am...reached colombo by 10.30am....was at work by 12.00pm well ma boss called me while i was takin a shit at home and i told him i was on my way to work....well there you go a great road trip...went to work with no sleep...oh and a few days b4 all this drama i fell in love with my best friend's gf!!!! and yes it was a two way thin..and pls dnt ask me how it even happend....and i got caught to my best friend too!! (yeah beat dat)...remember i mentioned that i was gettindrunk at kataragama?..well i texted her around 3.00am saying.."i love you"..then i get a message from my best friend saying.."i love her too..." *(&@^!#($&) i mean how fucked up is dat??? well apparantly they were together that night... it was a friday night and boy wat made me not guess dat?..and now how thins stand is dat my 20year best frendship is over and i will never see her again....oh and my fish tank is leakin....hmmm wat else....my dad is suspisious abt me tappin bong.....hmmm...this is too much for one post...will continue later..still at work...want to go home...got some research to do...have 5 assignments to finish by 4th...i knw i knw its the 6th today!..well at least im tryin....oh fuck i dnt think ill stop writin..wahts wrogn with me>??

Shout out to Rucky D!!!

No this is not a fake image.... dats my frnd Rucky D (ruckshan dhole) tha last time i met him was at sun fm teen disk ages ago.... my self and a frnd got through to da compatition by rapin over the phone...i remember even bathiya and santhush were there tryin to promote "wasanthaye" album...well then i got to knw dat da he was in states tryin to make it big in da music industry...well man i never thought he would go this far!....can u belive this guy is now DJing at Snoop Dogg's parties!!!! hats of to you my frnd so fuckin proud to have a frnds like to bost abt with my frnds....all the very best to you...

http://eleanor.portal5ive.com/

new photos added.. chek it out..

More Motor show pics

Funny One Liners

Posted by; manan kothari


Ø When I was born, I was so surprised
I didn't Talk for a year and a half.



Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people,
and kill them.



Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'



Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be
there when it happens.



Ø Always and never are two words you should always
remember never to use.



Ø I've never been drunk, but often
I've been over served.



Ø The road to success is always under construction.



Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!



Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.



Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up
too much of your time.



Ø When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.



Ø Born free; Taxed to death.



Ø Everyone has a photographic memory;
some people just don't have film.



Ø Life is unsure; always eat
your dessert first.



Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder
what you're up to.



Ø I love being a writer... What I can't
stand is the paperwork.



Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the
case, the jammed paper tray and
the blinking red light.



Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.



Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was
an idiot; the guy who invented
the other three, he was the genius.



Ø The trouble with being punc tual is
that there's no one there to
appreciate it.



Ø If our constitution allows us free speech,
why are there phone bills?



Ø If you tell a man there are 300
billion stars in the universe, he'll
believe you. But if you tell him a
park bench has just been painted, he has
to touch it to be sure.



Ø Beat the 5 O'clock rush: leave work at noon!



Ø If you can't convince them, confuse them.



Ø It's not the fall that kills you;
it's the sudden stop at the end.



Ø I couldn't repair your brakes,
so I made your horn louder.



Ø Hot glass looks same as cold glass.
(Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers)



Ø Someday is not a day of the wee

Im high

Im high
Sent via Mobile Chathuranga Perera Web Administrator www.odel.lk

My adsl is not working :(

Man life is so boaring withou da internet. But then again you seem to realise what you have been missing all this time because of it
Sent via Mobile Chathuranga Perera Web Administrator www.odel.lk

Mobile blogging rocks!

My first mobile photo blog

Hello world!

Man i haven't done mobile blogging for a long time

More weired facts

• On average a single man is about an inch shorter then a married one
• German soliders are allowed to have sex with each other
• French can marry dead people
• There r more then 1000 chemicals in a cup of coffee, only 26 have been tested... and half caused cancer in rats
• A married man is 4 times more likly to die durin sex if his partner isnt his wife
• To take an oath, ancient Romans put a hand on their testicles…that’s where the word “testimony” comes from
• You can tape a small mirror onto a cone speaker, play music and shine a laser on to the mirror and the reflection will look like a laser light show on your wall
• In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth
• No matter its size or thickness, no piece of paper can be folded in half more than 8 times.
• The Chinese ideogram for 'trouble' depicts two women living under one roof
• Frozen lobsters can come back to life when thawed!
• Women who are romance novel readers are reported to make love 74% more often with their partners than women who do not read romance novels
• The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation
• A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever
• By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.
• The only king without a moustache in a deck of cards is the king of hearts
• Malaysians protect their babies from disease by bathing them in beer
• There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos
• During the 1600's, boys and girls in England wore dresses until they were about seven years old
• The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning
• The average office desk has 400 times more bacteria than a toilet

Some weired stats from my chat friend

gloryana: ha did u kno about 28.1% of people pee in the pool
gloryana: did u kno in france its legal to marry a dead person....
gloryana: no wonder the french r so fucked up lmao
gloryana: Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do...... damn and i have tons of those deadly bastards outside my house
gloryana: and the word 'gymnasium' comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means 'to exercise naked.'
gloryana: man these stuff crack me up

Urgent Job Vacancy at ODEL!

Hi guys please send CVs to chathuranga@eodel.com

Job Title: Network Administrator

You will be placed at Ward Place shop to take care of all systems there.

http://www.snap.com

This site got unique search options, even a preview window pane for the search results without having to go to new pages... I like dat.. but I guess u need a big ass screen to get the best out of this search engine

My Chat friend for the last 6 years!

this is what she had to say about my blog..so if ur reading this..Gloryana..this post is for you...u are a great frnd!!! thank you...

gloryana: ummm dude im lost in ut blog
gloryana: lmao
gloryana: ur*
gloryana: but seriously i just kept clickin a bunch of stuff and now.... hmmmm
gloryana: hey u have nethin here bout me???
gloryana: lol
gloryana: prolly not... but u should
gloryana: seriously when u kno some1 as special as me u have to share it with the world
gloryana:
gloryana: ha i see fish
gloryana: lmao

Motor Show 2006

My Dad's New Honda Civic

Man iv never seen my father this crazy!.. like he never wants to show off or have expensive thins and shit.. he wants to live a very simple life ...obviously not like me...for god sake da guy owned a nissan ad wagon before this car!!.. i never knew dat i could influence him on anytin.. well here you go






...im really happy for him da bugger deserves it.. well done mate..good taste after a long time..and here i was thinking he was getting too old for shit like this..even though he is a bit old fashioned ill be really lucky if i end up at least 1/4 of the man he is.. i love you dad...id never want anythin to change about you ...you are the perfect father any son would die for...

To all my ex-girfriends..........goodbye!

i love you omega for being the one that loved me the most. i love you sunari the one that taught me how to french kiss, i love you radika for that we could have been the perfect couple together, i love you imalka for which we made a great fusion band together, with me on the thabla and you on the guitar, i love you devindi, no body could ever flirt like you, i love you _ _ _ _ _ (cant say her name) for that you are the perfect woman when it comes to having conversations with...

Attitude

im high

Best friends!

Text animation !

man this modern day artist got skills!

Its a Baby Girl!!!

My sister had this cute little one on the 15th, my second elder sister

~~THRILOKA~~ Playing again!!

Hey ppl the fusion band THRILOKA is Playing again at Russian Cultural Center near St.Bridget's ... They are having a promotional gig for their new album ~BISURA~ ...entrence free... its on da 15th at 7PM see u guys there! im tellin u ppl u guys have to come and see their shit its outa this world!!! they are really fuckin good..

Job oppertunities at Virtusa

.net / VB software engineers


Please mail ur CVs to dilanipri@yahoo.com

Im on google video!

Hey ppl! guess wat?.. this video i did with my pal sometime ago.. its on google video...(http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8984120968972355730&q=unsolved&hl=en) well its our music video called "Hiphop"..the name of the band is UNSOLVED (http://intercast.ws/unsolved/) we have been makin music since 1996! yeah man 10 years for the band and we split last month...now my partner AKA Killer B is with Iraj..and me?... im not doin da whole rap thin no more...so if da link given above is not working just go to google video page and search for [UNSOLVED - "Hiphop"]

Eleanor

Chathuranga: http://eleanor.portal5ive.com/

http://eleanor.portal5ive.com/

Hey ppl new pics are up and im almost done with it! chek it out!

Rare sighting

See anytin different about this 60's beatle? well it got six doors! take a closer look...

How to pause the timeline in flash

Just copy da code below and paste it where you want to pause on the timeline...no more stretching out the timeline to gain time and adding mroe kilo bites to your movie!

// Set the following two values for how long you want to
// loop, and how many frames to loop:
pauseDuration = 5*1000;
framesInLoop = 10;
if (startTime == null) {
startTime = getTimer();
gotoAndPlay (_currentframe-framesInLoop);
} else {
lapsedTime = getTimer()-startTime;
if (lapsedTime < pauseDuration) {
gotoAndPlay (_currentframe-framesInLoop);
} else {
startTime = null;
}
}

For all you multimedia ppl out there

These are some randoms out from this cool pdf i found

• When watching images or video, we focus on particular areas of the scene. We do not scan a scene in raster fashion; instead, our visual attention tends to jump from one point to another. These so-called saccades are driven by a fixation mechanism, which directs our eyes towards objects of interest
• Studies have shown that the direction of gaze is not completely idiosyncratic to individual viewers. Instead, a significant number of viewers will focus on the same regions of a scene
• “we do not see, we look” .. We focus our visual attention according to task at hand and the scene content. The reason why this behavior should be taken into account in video encoding and quality assessment is that our visual acuity is not uniform across the entire visual field.
  
• People and especially faces are among the objects attracting the most attention.. If there are faces of people in a scene, we will look at them immediately. Furthermore, because of our familiarity with people’s faces, we are very sensitive to distortions or artifacts occurring in them. People in the picture and their facial expressions are among the most important criteria for image selection.
• Research in the field of olfaction is limited, as there is no consistent method of testing user capability of smell. The first smell-based multimedia environment (sensorama) was developed by Heilig (1962, 1992), which simulated a motorcycle ride through New York and included colour 3D visual stimuli, stereo sound, aroma, and tactile impacts (wind from fans, and a seat that vibrated).
• Historically, emotions were considered irrational, but are now seen as important for human development, in social relationships and higher-order thinking such as cognition, reasoning, problem solving, motivation, consciousness, memory, learning, and creativity

Trip to Maskeliya -> Nuwaraeliya More pics!